sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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