that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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