I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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