Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
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