im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
How's work?
Spinning.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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