That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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