In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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