She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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