i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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