Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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