How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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