READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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