Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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