Hey man sorry I got all grabby
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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