Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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