She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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