I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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