we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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