My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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