You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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