We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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