If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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