all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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