i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
being pregnant is like rehab
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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