How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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