That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
Randomize