Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Randomize
