A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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