Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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