there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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