it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Randomize
