I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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