you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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