Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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