Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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