I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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