We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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