Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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