i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I wish you could order shots online.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Randomize
