Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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