How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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