Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Alive.
So much puke
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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