I think i sorta joined a cult last night
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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