What a fucking waste of an outfit
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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