When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Randomize
