I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I love you. Go after that dick
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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