I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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