In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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