Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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