Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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