I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
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