She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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