Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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